8 Stages of break up

from one of the article, I came across this one called the 8 stages of breakups, I know the 5 stages of grieving from a death, now breakup seem to win over for extra 2 more. Lets see...

Stage 1 = Shock
The sudden word from her/him "It's over". You ignore it at the start thinking something u hear wrong.. than suddenly the words come knocking your head over and over again.... ITS OVER!!!!!!

Stage 2 = Denial
Is it over? 'Obviously not. She/he just needs some time alone. She/he is coming back. Of course, she's/he's coming back. What do you mean by she's/he's not coming back?' you tell yourself. You send her a message and spend hours convincing yourself that she's/he's going to reply but never did. 

Stage 3 = Isolation
So she/he didn't turn around. You withdraw from the whole world and spend a month in your pajamas. You've broken up with your phone too and it has been fifty years since you last spoke to a living being. You keep everything to yourself, nothing seem to be interesting... No one seem to understand you.... 

Stage 4 = Desperation
You never really cared for her/him when you were in a relationship. But now that she's/he's gone, you need her as desperately as before. You try every possible way to bargain your relationship with the girl/boy. Just as genuinely as a student promises his teacher to never cheat again, you try convincing her /him that you'd be a better partner from then onwards. Never ending just trying your best to win them back.... How desperate can it be? 

Stage 5 = Anger
You're suddenly appalled by her/him. Even thinking of her /him makes your blood boil. You curse yourself for having ever been in a relationship with that crazy girl/boy. 'Look at that frizzy hair! They make her look like a dirty broom or look at his stupid looks on that stupid short. What in the world was I thinking when I decided to date her/him.' You're so not in love with her/him anymore.

Stage 6 = Grief
You love them. You so do. You see her/his face, wherever you look. Without her/him, life has lost all its meaning. You will never be happy again. You are the worst thing ever produced on the face of this earth. You imagine even mosquitoes running away from you. What's worse? You can't even give in to alcohol and drugs like they do in the movies, thanks to the hundred-member family you live with. Doing nothing but regrets and griefing.... so poor thing

Stage 7 = Rebound
So what if she/he left you. There are plenty of fish in the sea, right? You finally come out of your house and it is 2050 already. You hit the nearest club and shamelessly hit on women/men. After you've hooked up with a dozen women, you realize it was just a rebound and nothing else.

Stage 8 = Acceptance
That never happens, man! Admit it - you're still stalking her/him. 
Its the last stage of breakup and how many can actually reaches this stage? Honestly none have, usually stop at rebound over and over again... But never say never. One day we all will. So.... work on it.